How I close six figures in sales without a single Zoom call
(no discovery calls, no calendar Tetris, no putting on makeup for a lead who ghosts)
Get the exact async process I use to run sales conversations over email + Tella video — so you close on your schedule, and theirs.
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The exact async sales sequence I use to close deals over email and Tella video — no Zoom, no "you free Tuesday at 2?" ping-pong. Here's what we get into:
- How I closed a $7,500 sale while on maternity leave with a newborn on my hip — without clearing my schedule or hopping on a single call.
- Why summer is secretly the best time to sell this way (when everyone's calendar has exploded and a common time is impossible to find).
- The 60-second Tella video that does the job of a 45-minute discovery call — without the prep, the nerves, or the no-show.
- How to meet your leads where they're at, on their time — so "I'm slammed right now" stops quietly killing your deals.
- Why live sales calls tax you more than you realize (the makeup, the prep, the schedule-clearing, the kid-wrangling)… and then the lead ghosts anyway.
- The sales conversation framework that works on any channel — email, text, Voxer — so you're never chained to one tool or one time slot.
- How to keep a sales conversation moving without the cringey "just circling back!" energy.
- Why async selling tends to close higher-ticket deals, not lower (the opposite of what you'd expect).
- Exactly what to send when a lead goes quiet — and why async makes the follow-up feel natural instead of needy.
- How to come across warm and human in writing and video, so "async" never reads as cold or transactional.
- Why introverts and maxed-out parents can quietly out-sell the "hop on a quick call!" crowd.
- Why you were never actually required to do Zoom sales calls… you just always assumed you had to.
Here's the truth nobody tells you about selling:
You don't lose deals because your offer is weak. You lose them because you can't find a time to talk.
It's summer. Schedules have detonated. Kids are home, travel's happening, and "let's find 30 minutes" has become a two-week email thread that dies on its own.
So the lead cools off. And you tell yourself they "weren't ready." They were ready. You just couldn't get in the room.
Here's what I figured out 4–5 years ago — right after my second son was born, when I had a newborn at home and exactly zero hours to "clear my schedule for a quick call":
You don't need the call. You need the conversation.
And the conversation can happen entirely async — over email, a quick Tella video, the occasional Voxer — on a timeline that fits both of you.
I closed $100K in sales one year doing it this way. $75K in another year. And yes, I closed a $7,500 client while I was on maternity leave, in between feedings and diaper changes, without ever turning on my webcam. And just last week, I closed a $2k client.
I've been running this for the last 5 years and never taught it.
Until now.
Everything in No-Zoom Sales
I walk you through my full async sales process — how I run a sales conversation start to finish without a single Zoom call. Can't make it live? You'll get the recording.
Yours to keep and rewatch whenever you're mid-conversation and want to check your next move.
The exact short-video frameworks I use to move a deal forward without scheduling anything.
A channel-agnostic structure that works in email, text, or Voxer, so you can sell wherever your lead already is.
The full async sales workshop plus templates and framework — instant access, recording included.
- ✓Live 60-min workshop
- ✓Recording of the workshop
- ✓Swipe templates: my Tella video scripts
- ✓The Async Sales Conversation Framework
Everything in Standard plus a private working session and a month of support to put it in motion.
- ✓Everything in the standard option
- ✓60-min 1:1 working session with Laura, co-creating your async sales sequence — your scripts, your framework, your channels, mapped to your offer.
- ✓30 days of email support to answer questions and get feedback as you put it into motion.
Laura's framework for cold outreach works.
Using her experience I created a new channel of inbound traffic with leads that were actually excited to hear from me (and hire me).
Before I found Laura, I thought 2% conversion was just how cold emailing worked. I thought I had to spend hours finding hundreds of prospects just to maybe get a client or two in the end.
Then when I implemented her system, I got a 33% response rate on THE FIRST DAY. I'm booking discovery calls left and right, my pipeline is full, and my system is almost automatic now.
I didn't know cold emailing could work this well, or get me new clients this quickly. Thanks, Laura!
You were never actually required to do Zoom calls.
You just always assumed you had to. Get the full async sales process — workshop, templates, and framework — and start closing on your own schedule.
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